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Cool Story, Bro
$34.00 USD
Product Details
The shirt version of an eye roll.
Heard it all before? This shirt’s your polite way of saying “please stop talking” — without actually having to say it. Built for the bro who’s mastered the art of tuning out while nodding just enough to seem engaged. Whether it’s a random guy at the bar or your buddy’s 30-minute breakup recap, this tee does the heavy lifting.
🙄 Minimalist design with maximum side-eye energy
🧵 Soft blue cotton so comfortable it might be the only thing keeping you calm
🧊 Wears well with backwards hats, crossed arms, and low expectations
🚫 Great for parties, family reunions, and unsolicited advice
You’re not rude — you’re just efficient.
- 100% Ring Spun Cotton
- Crew neck t-shirt
- Modern Classic Fit
- Designed in the USA
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.