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Hot Bro Summer
$34.00 USD
Product Details
Equal rights are important. We’re taking summertime back.
This tank’s for the bro who packs flip-flops, protein powder, and zero shame. Whether you’re body surfing, body rolling, or bodying the aux cord, this is your uniform for absolute poolside dominance. No shirt, no problem — but this one makes you look even hotter.
🏖️ Bright blue with bold retro drip, like if MTV Spring Break and a dad bod had a baby
🧵 Soft stretch fabric perfect for flexing, dancing, or beer bicep curls
🍹 Built for tequila mistakes, sunburned memories, and hotel towel thefts
🔥 Guaranteed to raise the temp — even if you peaked in high school
Suns out. Guns out. Chaos: fully sanctioned.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Jersey Tank
- Designed in the USA
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.