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$34.00 USD
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I am him.
You don’t ask for attention — it follows you. Whether you're at brunch, the gym, or just grabbing gas station beef jerky in slow motion, this tee does all the talking. And the talking says: “I’m famous in a way you can’t Google.”
📸 Clean red lettering for max main character energy
🧵 Soft enough to dodge paparazzi in comfort
😎 Perfect for lowkey hangs, highkey ego, and sudden flashbulbs
🚫 Works best when worn with sunglasses… indoors
Please. No photos. But if you must — get my good side.
- 100% Ring Spun Cotton
- Crew neck t-shirt
- Modern Classic Fit
- Designed in the USA
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.