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Vagitarian
$34.00 USD
Product Details
It’s organic and locally sourced.
Call it a lifestyle. Call it a personal preference. Either way, you’re not here for the steak — you’ve got more refined tastes. Whether you wear it as a proud declaration or just to make your buddies spit out their beer, this tee gets the job done.
🥗 Clean arched text for that “honor student of the female anatomy” vibe
🧵 Soft enough for cuddling. Bold enough for not cuddling.
💋 Perfect for date nights, late nights, and brunches where you behave… kinda
🍓 Subtle enough to pass the sniff test. Barely.
Doctor recommended for heart health, humility, and oral tradition.
- 100% Ring Spun Cotton
- Crew neck t-shirt
- Modern Classic Fit
- Designed in the USA
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
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