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I'm Your Stepdad Now
$34.00 USD
Product Details
Maybe it’s foreshadowing. Maybe it’s already happened.
Hits like emotional damage, but funny. Either way, it’s the easiest way to say ‘I’m staying the night.’ Perfect for any situation where you’re 60% flirt and 40% father figure. It’s not a threat — it’s a gentle reminder that Mom’s got great taste.
👕 Tropical sunset graphic with strong “he’s been in the picture for a while” energy
🍹 Teal color that says “margaritas before manners”
📣 Printed loud enough to replace awkward conversations
👟 Best worn with white New Balances and surprising confidence
Let’s play catch, champ.
- 100% Ring Spun Cotton
- Crew neck t-shirt
- Modern Classic Fit
- Designed in the USA
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
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